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Funny answering machine message - YouTube
May 2, 2009 . Funny answering machine message . father works on peoples houses for a living and one of the couples he is working with is a gay couple.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVPjYvw-Bbo

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Funny Answering Machine - Television Tropes & Idioms
The Funny Answering Machine trope as used in popular culture, with a list of . When Rachel and Phoebe were sharing an apartment, they made a couple of .
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Funny, Creative & Different Voicemail Greetings - Bomchell.com
Jan 8, 2009 . now onto v.mails I thought were funny because I'm a super dork, and secretly . I did a post a couple of weeks ago about voicemail greetings.
http://www.bombchell.com/2009/01/funny-creative-different-voicemail.html

Bored.com - Silly Answering Machine Messages
A Huge list of funny answering machine messages. . We can't come to the phone right now because we're making a couple of adjustments. (Break a few small .
http://www.bored.com/sillymessages/

Funny Answering Machine Messages
Funny Answering Machine Messages. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to .
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/answermach.html

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BiographyEdit

VoiceNation - Funny Voicemail
Funny voice mail messages are an excellent alternative for people that are looking for that unique touch for something that seems really mundane. If you're .
http://www.voicenation.com/resources/funny-voicemail.shtml

Funny Audio Files
Funny audio files, sound files, and answering machine messages. . Description: You have just reached the amazing Ronfold automatic answering machine.
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_audio.html

Funny Voicemail Message Ideas | eHow.com
Recording a funny voicemail message can inject joy and... . you can have your dog bark a couple of times, then add a simple "Leave a message" afterward.
http://www.ehow.com/list_7169121_funny-voicemail-message-ideas.html

Funny Voice Mail Messages
Are you the creative kind who loves to add a touch of difference to the simplest of things? Well, here are some funny voice mail messages you can use to bring .
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-voice-mail-messages.html

The Funniest Voicemail You'll Ever Hear | Thought Catalog
May 12, 2011 . I mean, how easy would it be to leave a fake voicemail on your friend's phone? You pretend to be drunk, say funny things, and voila! We have .
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/the-funniest-voicemail-youll-ever-hear/

Funny Voicemail Greeting For Your Phone - YouTube
Jan 25, 2011 . I made this "grouchy voicemail" for whoever is tired of the boring old voicemail your phone service provides. I will have more funny voicemail .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6dg34noZkA

Funny Answering Machine & Voicemail Messages | Phone Losers of ...
Funny Answering Machine Messages. In 1935, Willy . (Raspy gasp.) We can't come to the phone right now because we're making a couple of adjustments.
http://www.phonelosers.org/answering_machines/

Encounters With NCISEdit

Creative Voicemail Messages - Professional & Funny Voicemail ...
The best creative and funny voicemail messages along with professional voicemail greetings.
http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com/

Creative Ideas for Your Telephone Answering Machine | Humor Power
Apr 27, 2006 . Nearly everyone has a phone answering machine or a voice-mail system . Use the rule-of-three to break a pattern and set a funny line: “If I am .
http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/

Fun and Entertaining Voicemail Greetings | This Tulsa
May 13, 2008 . Funny Greetings. “Hey! Justin's voice mail is broken, but this is his refrigerator; speak slowly and I'll stick a note to myself with one of these nifty .
http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/

FUNNY2™ - Answering Machine Hijinx
Answering Machine Hijinx. Use these on your answering machine! Hi, this is Diane and Daniel's machine. They're into S & M, so they're a little tied up and a bit .
http://www.funny2.com/answeringmachine.htm

Funny Answering Machine Messages
Funny Answering machine messages and phone calls!
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html

Funny Voicemail Messages
Funny Voicemail Message 1. Hi you reached your name and I'm not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say “HAHA, that was a fake beep created by .
http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/philosophical-message.html

Fun Voicemail Messages - Funny Voicemail Greetings
Funny voicemail messages are a great way to receive your calls, which not . Wedding messages are the best way to greet a couple on their new beginning.
http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/fun-voicemail-messages-6353.html

What are some funny voicemail answering greetings - Ask Community
like cmann said.. say hello then pause then say "uhh huh, " then pause and go on for couple of secs then say "well i gotta say, you are speaking to my voice mail!
http://www.ask.com/answers/101618621/what-are-some-funny-voicemail-answering-greetings

Answering Machine Greetings
Dec 31, 2011 . The following greetings will help you decide or inspire you into selecting one (or more) voice mail for yourself. Casual, Fun Greetings Want to .
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/answering-machine-greetings.html

Different Voicemail Greetings | eHow.com
Different voicemail greetings can be crisp and professional if you're taking business calls, warm and funny if the greeting only connects to your personal line , . out your script and practice it a couple of times so when the greeting is recorded, .
http://www.ehow.com/way_5499071_different-voicemail-greetings.html

Funny Voicemail Messages
Funny Voicemail Message 1. Hi you reached your name and I'm not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say “HAHA, that was a fake beep created by .
http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/philosophical-message.html

Voicemail funny! - Malwarebytes Forum
Posted Image I heard this a couple of years ago and it was the funniest thing I heard in long long time. Even Snpoes couldn't disprove it. :P .
http://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=113878

Answering Machine Greetings
Dec 31, 2011 . The following greetings will help you decide or inspire you into selecting one (or more) voice mail for yourself. Casual, Fun Greetings Want to .
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/answering-machine-greetings.html

Sample Voicemail Greetings
Jan 5, 2012 . Funny Voicemail Greetings You can trick the caller with funny jokes before the actual greeting message beeps. Keep such kind of voicemails .
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/sample-voicemail-greetings.html

Fun Voicemail Messages - Funny Voicemail Greetings
Funny voicemail messages are a great way to receive your calls, which not . Wedding messages are the best way to greet a couple on their new beginning.
http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/fun-voicemail-messages-6353.html

Funny indian answering machine - YouTube
Aug 17, 2008 . Funny indian answering machine. bakerja69. Subscribe Subscribed Unsubscribe . Loading... 12 videos. Loading... Alert icon. You need Adobe .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaMa4dlBFI

FUNNY2™ - Answering Machine Hijinx
Answering Machine Hijinx. Use these on your answering machine! Hi, this is Diane and Daniel's machine. They're into S & M, so they're a little tied up and a bit .
http://www.funny2.com/answeringmachine.htm

Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes. Amusing telephone ...
Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes and amusing stories. . I looked away for a couple seconds and then the next thing I knew was she . Hi, I' m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
http://www.guy-sports.com/virtual/phones.htm

Final DaysEdit

Jonas and Cousin Romulus- Smoke some pinners - YouTube
Oct 23, 2008 . he says he's going to pawn a couple of SPACE HEATERS and a BIKE. idk . jonas rommulus funny voicemailby SportsLushTrav123,356 views .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22iBK4osDr0

Different Voicemail Greetings | eHow.com
Different voicemail greetings can be crisp and professional if you're taking business calls, warm and funny if the greeting only connects to your personal line , . out your script and practice it a couple of times so when the greeting is recorded, .
http://www.ehow.com/way_5499071_different-voicemail-greetings.html

CVS PRANK CALL VIAGRA - YouTube
Jun 27, 2012 . us prank calling cvs as an old couple. . Funny voicemail - Your CVS Pharmacy order is readyby seadubbya1,737 views; CVS Prank Call 0:37 .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndqsQRr_VDA

What are some funny voicemail answering greetings - Ask Community
like cmann said.. say hello then pause then say "uhh huh, " then pause and go on for couple of secs then say "well i gotta say, you are speaking to my voice mail!
http://www.ask.com/answers/101618621/what-are-some-funny-voicemail-answering-greetings

those drunk voicemails you leave - YouTube
Aug 13, 2012 . had a couple beers smokes a couple bongs& my meatbawll did not pick . Funny voicemail left on an answering machine - 'Allow me to have .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f7DTTNIKEk

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
Clearly his girl didn't? t get the voicemail. So i wonder how . lmao yeah thats the kind of messege? ya get right before a couple breaks upXD. Malisaofthesand 1 . HEY check out? (prank call gay guy calls pet store) funny shit. daves45678 1 .
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=qK5tE4gfWxY

Funny Answering Machine Messages
Funny Answering machine messages and phone calls!
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
Clearly his girl didn't? t get the voicemail. So i wonder how . lmao yeah thats the kind of messege? ya get right before a couple breaks upXD. Malisaofthesand 1 . HEY check out? (prank call gay guy calls pet store) funny shit. daves45678 1 .
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=qK5tE4gfWxY

Fun Voicemail Messages - Funny Voicemail Greetings
Funny voicemail messages are a great way to receive your calls, which not . Wedding messages are the best way to greet a couple on their new beginning.
http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/fun-voicemail-messages-6353.html

What are some funny voicemail answering greetings - Ask Community
like cmann said.. say hello then pause then say "uhh huh, " then pause and go on for couple of secs then say "well i gotta say, you are speaking to my voice mail!
http://www.ask.com/answers/101618621/what-are-some-funny-voicemail-answering-greetings

FUNNY2™ - Answering Machine Hijinx
Answering Machine Hijinx. Use these on your answering machine! Hi, this is Diane and Daniel's machine. They're into S & M, so they're a little tied up and a bit .
http://www.funny2.com/answeringmachine.htm

those drunk voicemails you leave - YouTube
Aug 13, 2012 . had a couple beers smokes a couple bongs& my meatbawll did not pick . Funny voicemail left on an answering machine - 'Allow me to have .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f7DTTNIKEk

Funny Answering Machine Messages
Funny Answering machine messages and phone calls!
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html

Sample Voicemail Greetings
Jan 5, 2012 . Funny Voicemail Greetings You can trick the caller with funny jokes before the actual greeting message beeps. Keep such kind of voicemails .
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/sample-voicemail-greetings.html

Answering Machine Greetings
Dec 31, 2011 . The following greetings will help you decide or inspire you into selecting one (or more) voice mail for yourself. Casual, Fun Greetings Want to .
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/answering-machine-greetings.html

AftermathEdit

CVS PRANK CALL VIAGRA - YouTube
Jun 27, 2012 . us prank calling cvs as an old couple. . Funny voicemail - Your CVS Pharmacy order is readyby seadubbya1,737 views; CVS Prank Call 0:37 .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndqsQRr_VDA

Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes. Amusing telephone ...
Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes and amusing stories. . I looked away for a couple seconds and then the next thing I knew was she . Hi, I' m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
http://www.guy-sports.com/virtual/phones.htm

Funny Voicemail Messages
Funny Voicemail Message 1. Hi you reached your name and I'm not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say “HAHA, that was a fake beep created by .
http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/philosophical-message.html

Jonas and Cousin Romulus- Smoke some pinners - YouTube
Oct 23, 2008 . he says he's going to pawn a couple of SPACE HEATERS and a BIKE. idk . jonas rommulus funny voicemailby SportsLushTrav123,356 views .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22iBK4osDr0

Voicemail funny! - Malwarebytes Forum
Posted Image I heard this a couple of years ago and it was the funniest thing I heard in long long time. Even Snpoes couldn't disprove it. :P .
http://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=113878

Different Voicemail Greetings | eHow.com
Different voicemail greetings can be crisp and professional if you're taking business calls, warm and funny if the greeting only connects to your personal line , . out your script and practice it a couple of times so when the greeting is recorded, .
http://www.ehow.com/way_5499071_different-voicemail-greetings.html

Funny indian answering machine - YouTube
Aug 17, 2008 . Funny indian answering machine. bakerja69. Subscribe Subscribed Unsubscribe . Loading... 12 videos. Loading... Alert icon. You need Adobe .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaMa4dlBFI

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
Clearly his girl didn't? t get the voicemail. So i wonder how . lmao yeah thats the kind of messege? ya get right before a couple breaks upXD. Malisaofthesand 1 . HEY check out? (prank call gay guy calls pet store) funny shit. daves45678 1 .
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=qK5tE4gfWxY

Gibbs vs. EliEdit

those drunk voicemails you leave - YouTube
Aug 13, 2012 . had a couple beers smokes a couple bongs& my meatbawll did not pick . Funny voicemail left on an answering machine - 'Allow me to have .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f7DTTNIKEk

Voicemail funny! - Malwarebytes Forum
Posted Image I heard this a couple of years ago and it was the funniest thing I heard in long long time. Even Snpoes couldn't disprove it. :P .
http://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=113878

CVS PRANK CALL VIAGRA - YouTube
Jun 27, 2012 . us prank calling cvs as an old couple. . Funny voicemail - Your CVS Pharmacy order is readyby seadubbya1,737 views; CVS Prank Call 0:37 .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndqsQRr_VDA

Sample Voicemail Greetings
Jan 5, 2012 . Funny Voicemail Greetings You can trick the caller with funny jokes before the actual greeting message beeps. Keep such kind of voicemails .
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/sample-voicemail-greetings.html

Funny Answering Machine Messages
Funny Answering machine messages and phone calls!
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html

Fun Voicemail Messages - Funny Voicemail Greetings
Funny voicemail messages are a great way to receive your calls, which not . Wedding messages are the best way to greet a couple on their new beginning.
http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/fun-voicemail-messages-6353.html

VictimsEdit

  • Funny Voicemail Messages
    Funny Voicemail Message 1. Hi you reached your name and I'm not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say “HAHA, that was a fake beep created by .
    http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/philosophical-message.html

  • Jonas and Cousin Romulus- Smoke some pinners - YouTube
    Oct 23, 2008 . he says he's going to pawn a couple of SPACE HEATERS and a BIKE. idk . jonas rommulus funny voicemailby SportsLushTrav123,356 views .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22iBK4osDr0

  • What are some funny voicemail answering greetings - Ask Community
    like cmann said.. say hello then pause then say "uhh huh, " then pause and go on for couple of secs then say "well i gotta say, you are speaking to my voice mail!
    http://www.ask.com/answers/101618621/what-are-some-funny-voicemail-answering-greetings

  • FUNNY2™ - Answering Machine Hijinx
    Answering Machine Hijinx. Use these on your answering machine! Hi, this is Diane and Daniel's machine. They're into S & M, so they're a little tied up and a bit .
    http://www.funny2.com/answeringmachine.htm

  • Funny indian answering machine - YouTube
    Aug 17, 2008 . Funny indian answering machine. bakerja69. Subscribe Subscribed Unsubscribe . Loading... 12 videos. Loading... Alert icon. You need Adobe .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaMa4dlBFI

Attempted VictimsEdit

  • Answering Machine Greetings
    Dec 31, 2011 . The following greetings will help you decide or inspire you into selecting one (or more) voice mail for yourself. Casual, Fun Greetings Want to .
    http://www.buzzle.com/articles/answering-machine-greetings.html

  • Different Voicemail Greetings | eHow.com
    Different voicemail greetings can be crisp and professional if you're taking business calls, warm and funny if the greeting only connects to your personal line , . out your script and practice it a couple of times so when the greeting is recorded, .
    http://www.ehow.com/way_5499071_different-voicemail-greetings.html

  • Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes. Amusing telephone ...
    Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes and amusing stories. . I looked away for a couple seconds and then the next thing I knew was she . Hi, I' m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
    http://www.guy-sports.com/virtual/phones.htm

  • Different Voicemail Greetings | eHow.com
    Different voicemail greetings can be crisp and professional if you're taking business calls, warm and funny if the greeting only connects to your personal line , . out your script and practice it a couple of times so when the greeting is recorded, .
    http://www.ehow.com/way_5499071_different-voicemail-greetings.html

TriviaEdit

  • Answering Machine Greetings
    Dec 31, 2011 . The following greetings will help you decide or inspire you into selecting one (or more) voice mail for yourself. Casual, Fun Greetings Want to .
    http://www.buzzle.com/articles/answering-machine-greetings.html

  • FUNNY2™ - Answering Machine Hijinx
    Answering Machine Hijinx. Use these on your answering machine! Hi, this is Diane and Daniel's machine. They're into S & M, so they're a little tied up and a bit .
    http://www.funny2.com/answeringmachine.htm

ReferencesEdit

  1. Sample Voicemail Greetings
    Jan 5, 2012 . Funny Voicemail Greetings You can trick the caller with funny jokes before the actual greeting message beeps. Keep such kind of voicemails .
    http://www.buzzle.com/articles/sample-voicemail-greetings.html

  2. Fun Voicemail Messages - Funny Voicemail Greetings
    Funny voicemail messages are a great way to receive your calls, which not . Wedding messages are the best way to greet a couple on their new beginning.
    http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/fun-voicemail-messages-6353.html

  3. Jonas and Cousin Romulus- Smoke some pinners - YouTube
    Oct 23, 2008 . he says he's going to pawn a couple of SPACE HEATERS and a BIKE. idk . jonas rommulus funny voicemailby SportsLushTrav123,356 views .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22iBK4osDr0

  4. those drunk voicemails you leave - YouTube
    Aug 13, 2012 . had a couple beers smokes a couple bongs& my meatbawll did not pick . Funny voicemail left on an answering machine - 'Allow me to have .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f7DTTNIKEk

  5. Voicemail funny! - Malwarebytes Forum
    Posted Image I heard this a couple of years ago and it was the funniest thing I heard in long long time. Even Snpoes couldn't disprove it. :P .
    http://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=113878

  6. Funny indian answering machine - YouTube
    Aug 17, 2008 . Funny indian answering machine. bakerja69. Subscribe Subscribed Unsubscribe . Loading... 12 videos. Loading... Alert icon. You need Adobe .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaMa4dlBFI

  7. CVS PRANK CALL VIAGRA - YouTube
    Jun 27, 2012 . us prank calling cvs as an old couple. . Funny voicemail - Your CVS Pharmacy order is readyby seadubbya1,737 views; CVS Prank Call 0:37 .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndqsQRr_VDA

  8. YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
    Clearly his girl didn't? t get the voicemail. So i wonder how . lmao yeah thats the kind of messege? ya get right before a couple breaks upXD. Malisaofthesand 1 . HEY check out? (prank call gay guy calls pet store) funny shit. daves45678 1 .
    http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=qK5tE4gfWxY

  9. Funny Voicemail Messages
    Funny Voicemail Message 1. Hi you reached your name and I'm not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say “HAHA, that was a fake beep created by .
    http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/philosophical-message.html

  10. What are some funny voicemail answering greetings - Ask Community
    like cmann said.. say hello then pause then say "uhh huh, " then pause and go on for couple of secs then say "well i gotta say, you are speaking to my voice mail!
    http://www.ask.com/answers/101618621/what-are-some-funny-voicemail-answering-greetings

  11. Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes. Amusing telephone ...
    Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny phone jokes and amusing stories. . I looked away for a couple seconds and then the next thing I knew was she . Hi, I' m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
    http://www.guy-sports.com/virtual/phones.htm

  12. Funny Answering Machine Messages
    Funny Answering machine messages and phone calls!
    http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html

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FUNNY2™ - Answering Machine Hijinx
Answering Machine Hijinx. Use these on your answering machine! Hi, this is Diane and Daniel's machine. They're into S & M, so they're a little tied up and a bit .
http://www.funny2.com/answeringmachine.htm

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